Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Best Diet Never

Work 20-21 hours a day, sleep 3 or 4, run whenever asked which is almost constantly, become photographer, biographer, set designer, chauffeur, counselor, make-up artist, actor, and script and scene consultant for ten days. You will lose eight pounds.

Then, lay down in a pine box approximately 60 inches deeper than the surface of the earth you occupy and within another three months, enough weight will come off that you’ll finally have the figure you want.

Down side? No one will see you. But you’ll look great.

I’ll be back!

©Copyright 2010

16 comments:

  1. Sounds like you've been busy! Hope the filming is going well!

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  2. Hope it's all going well, other than the whole wish-for-death thing! Hang in there momma!

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  3. Not to worry...I'll slip some toast under the door, okay?

    It sounds like it's all coming together well,(or is that just wishful thinking on our parts?) and it will all be behind you before you know it.
    It may be hectic, and it may keep you running non-stop, but just think of what you're doing!
    How cool is making a movie with your daughter, eh?
    It'll give you great leverage for later...lol!

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  4. And I'll be you're actually loving every moment!

    Can't wait to see the film:-)

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  5. Yep, it's true, you'll look great, but nobody will see you. Don't take it that far, okay? And this too shall pass. Right? And we can see it on the movie screen!

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  6. Ummm... and the smell may be less than spectacular :) Hope you are thoroughly enjoying the creative genius of your daughter and friends :)

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  7. Wow. That sounds Busy. But I just BET you are quietly having the time of your life?? Really hope so.xxxx

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  8. Well, diet plans are always painful, aren't they? I'm sure the cinematographers appreciate your endless efforts.

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  9. dear don't get lost,

    one day at a time, hope you get to rest now and then so you can keep up the pace!

    love,
    When it all slows down again
    at
    KeoniCountry
    in
    NE

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  10. Sounds like you've been really busy. Have a good week and try to slow down and smell a rose.

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  11. I think this summer everyone is slammed.

    I for one am looking forward to the start of the school year so I can slow things down a bit. But then I am going to be starting my new role of Disciple facilitator...what was I thinking? Or more to the point what was God thinking when we shoved me in that direction.

    Anyway. I hope some rest is in your future.

    Blessings
    R

    PS: there is a box in the background of your blog saying the image was removed from Photobucket. Probably some weird computer thing but i just thought I let you know!
    R

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  12. Oh! I HATE being that tired! UGH!

    Linda
    http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com

    My Clean Eating magazine came today. It always makes me think of you!

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  13. Relax and enjoy! (If you can...)

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  14. Yes, you are in the same boat as I am--only your life outside Blog Land sounds more interesting! Making a movie? Woo-hoo! Will we get to see the finished project?

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  15. LOl.... i hope filming is going great.. you are a very good mom..

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  16. Interesting blog. It would be great if you can provide more details about it. Thanks you.

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