(Not my actual first husband. This guy looks much nicer, is a snappier dresser, and probably never held a loaded gun on his wife - and that's not even what I divorced him for!)
I have wished we had a store named "Piggly Wiggly" just because it's fun to say.
I have even played, "This little piggy went to market" (but I didn't actually eat the toes).
However, I have never, nor do I now, want anything to do with THIS pig.