Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Welcome to the Pity Party - Bring Hats


THIS JUST IN........


API BULLETIN......ROBYNN HAS BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH SICK PEOPLE TOO MUCH AND HAS CONTRACTED THE GALLOPING GUNGIS, OR FUNGUS AMONG-GUS, OR A VIRES (THANK YOU BZ - SEE HER COMMENT UNDER "WORD WACKINESS" - YOU MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD EVEN IN MY PITIFUL, DESPERATE CONDITION) THAT MAY BEGIN TO AFFECT MY SPELLIGN SKELS. I AM GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT. GOOD-BYE.......PLEASE SEND CHOCOLATE.


AND THIS JUST IN.........


THE API CANNOT SHUT UP TODAY........YOU MUST OBLIGE ME BECAUSE I AM WHINING AND GO HERE. IF YOU LOVE ANIMALS, YOU WILL LAUGH. IF YOU DON'T LOVE ANIMALS, YOU WILL BE DISGUSTED. THAT IS GOOD TOO. CAN YOU HEAR ME TALKING LIKE A ROBOT........I AM TOO FRIGHTFULLY ILL TO USE EMOTION IN MY VOICE. AND I AM USING ALL CAPS NOT TO YELL BUT BECAUSE I CAN AND I FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF.

17 comments:

  1. I am so glad you enjoyed my post. I thought it pretty good myself. I am sorry to hear you are sick, I feel your pain. It seems like it took me forever to get over mine.

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  2. Hope you are feeling better soon!!

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  3. I would send chocolate, but I have no chocolate. Did you send ME chocolate when I was sick a week or so ago? Noooooooooo?
    Or maybe those nasty customs agents got it.
    Yeah... that's it.
    *wink wink*

    word veri:
    notief

    I have no tief to eat chocolte wif anyway.

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  4. So sorry you aren't feelin good. :-( I prescribe a good book/movie a cup-a-tea with honey and ummmmm....a warm blanket (unless, of course, you have a fever and are burning up), annnnnnd.....oh, 7up in a thermos. (even though 7up only makes you think that you're being healed when all it does is play with your mind......:-p) oh and don't forget the "bendy" straw with your soda. Those things have power. Let yourself veg on the couch and let your fam pamper you.

    I love you!
    hugs,
    Kaylee bean

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  5. You are funny even when you are sick! BTW-go see a doctor. Data is showing FLU and Strep on high alert.

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  6. Okay I give up. I got no chocolate to eat wif no tief anyway.
    So maybe... I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast?

    No?
    I have Nacho. ;-)

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  7. oh ok i couldnt stop giggling first you find a sign saying sick zone then call whatever youve got the galloping gungees im sorry youre sick but thanks for the giggles.

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  8. Oh that animal post you directed us to was clever. I can appreciate as our animals are our 4-legged children.

    Verification word:
    genetto: (pronounced jen'-et-toe)- Ghetto based DNA
    (genetics + ghetto)

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  9. I'm SICK and you guys are ALLLLL crackin' me UPPPP!!!!

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  10. SOOOO SORRY YOUR SICK FRIEND.

    WELL, MY REMEDY, BLOG, BLOG, AND THEN BLOG SOME MORE.

    HUGS FROM MAINE

    http://sophie4me.blogspot.com/

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  11. I'm sending chocolate and some small gnomes to nurse you back to health.

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  12. Sorry your sick,but glad your humor isn't! Love that sign. I think I'll steal it and put it in my yard!
    BTY, thanks for your comments about my comment.( Doesn't that make your head spin? HA)

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  13. Very funny stuff, I hope you feel better soon. I have a Hershey's Kiss for you........savor it and let it melt slowly........mmmm good.

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  14. You poor thing! Take it easy today and feel better soon!

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  15. Ahh, humor in sickness even! I hope you are on the mend soon :)

    Ummm, not sure what the "pesednt" is doing on your blog but I thought you may enjoy his stately presence!

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  16. Hi. Thanks for the comment today. I'm glad you stopped in to check on us. So glad to hear you will be praying for my girls. we need all the prayers we can get right now. I totally agree, sometimes I wonder how it could be possible to have so many tribulations and trials? My life doesn't even seem real to myself most days. Destiny's fainting spells began when she was 3, shortly after a concussion. She has had occasional fainting episodes since then. However, they seem to be getting closer together. Until Friday, she had never fainted more than once in one day. My husband has chiari malformation and that is thought to be hereditary. That's what the doctor is betting is wrong with her. Paisley was born with a really weak immune system. She also has severe asthma and had RSV as a baby. She catches every little germ that she can. She gets pneumonia at least once a year. She is just really susceptible to infection according to her doctor. Her pulminologist is working to adjust her medicines to try to fix that issue. As for Laney, the child has been sick since birth. She was preemie and is also weakened in the "immunity department." We probably shouldn't have anymore children. Each one seems to have bigger health problems than the one before her. Anyway...just thought I'd give an explanation as to why we have such crappy lives all the time. It's weird, we really were doing good until we lost our baby Samuel in January 2007. after that, it seems like we just can't catch a break! So for typing a novel-sized comment. Talk to you soon.

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  17. And now reading backwards through your posts, I see that you've been sick as well! I hope by now you're back on your feet.

    Now I really want to know--how can you homeschool, take care of a family, two dogs, write a blog, read and comment on everyone else's blog (and goodness knows what else you do) and get it all done in 24 hours without giving up your sleep. I don't seem to be able to do it, so I've cut back in an effort to get healthy again. But then I miss out on some great posts and don't have time to do justice to my own blog! Aaaargh!

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