Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My Dog Has Diarrhea?


Not MY dog but apparently SOMEbody's dog. Just look over at my ad that came up yesterday from Google Ads and is still there (scroll down and look right). And you can read about dog vomit, too. (Where was this last week when JoJo hurled behind my chair!)

Truly, there is an ad - somebody click on it for Pete's sake and maybe I'll make money from it - and honest-to-goodness it says, "My Dog Has Diarrhea." Now, isn't that the kind of ad that makes you just want to click it and hope for pictures? Just wanted to keep you aware that it IS my mission in life to bring you THIS kind of cutting-edge information through my ads. Your welcome.

P.S. If it isn't there, refresh your page and it will probably pop up. You know you want to. If you don't see it the first time it's because there will be a huge banner about teeth and whitening and what not. Everybody knows teeth and diarrhea go hand-in-hand. OMWord, I'm digressing now. I've told you before - there is a 5th grade boy who lives inside of me. He is out of control today. This is EXACTLY the kind of thing that tickles his funny bone. Yes, I'm easy.

22 comments:

  1. Been there; done that! We had a particularly sensitive British bred Schnauzer...feelings got hurt very easily...as my husband was rather firm in his discipline, Groucho was prone to frequent bouts of this nature :-) One time, while we were traveling in Ireland, my husband made the mistake of scolding our pooch...As we were staying at a bed and breakfast, this turned out to be nearly catastrophic...Hubbie was up almost every hour all night long to take our darling outside ...fortunately our dog always "nosed" you if he had a problem ...ultimately, we set his bed up in the shower in the wee hours ...and requested cleaning supplies in the morning... My recommend? When traveling, let your dog vacation with his British breeder ...:-)

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  2. I got the dog vomiting one but not the other. Wow, those are some interesting ads you are getting. By the way, the photo was really amazing.

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  3. Oh! I love that 5th grade boy! It's nice to shake things up a bit now and then!

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  4. Hmmmm.... you and my husband are both 'whiteboards' AND each of you has that 5th grade boy inside.
    His, though, seems to come around MUCH more frequently and stays a LOT longer.
    Hmmm... WHAT does that say about ME? For, I do like both of you all!
    :-)

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  5. !! that photo is quite amazing... am off now to click on diarrhea... this blogging is fun... where else, eh?! X

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  6. Gutted. Can't find it. But was cheered to see one about bad breath so had a quick click on that one! X

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  7. Love the picture! I'll click on one of your adds if you'll click on mine! Let's make money together! HA! HA!

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  8. I supervise 5th graders for lunch duty at school,... I know EXACTLY what you mean! :)

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  9. I got fleas and dog Cushings and how to become an Aussie millionaire. Guess which one I clicked on! (okay, I admit - I did them all)
    The way they *target* our ads, almost makes me want to avoid certain subjects, ya know? Post about inconinence and you get old people diaper ads.. dogs get doggie ads. Teef problems get ads about dentures.

    Hmmm.. I think I shall go post about pickles and rhinoceros's eh?
    Let them have a field day trying to find something to match!!

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  10. My grandsons would be thrilled with your post today. As with most little boys, gross stuff is right up their alley!

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  11. peeeee S
    I got two dog vomits, one for cancer (bummer) a free shipping for Advantax, and...............um, shoot I forgot what the one was. But I'm sure that it was great!

    And your gonna love my word for this comment:

    polite

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  12. I already have a puking cat at home, so ...
    That picture is hilarious!

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  13. Love the picture!! That ad targeting sure is interesting! :)

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  14. What kind of followers does google ads think you have? Bunch of puking squirtin' dogs?

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  15. Oh yes, there it is, ah yes, right next to the ad for flea medication :) What are you trying to tell us Robynn? You are such a welcome respite and I am so glad I know the first place to turn when I need a laugh, you don't let me down!!

    Where the heck did you find a photo like that?? As soon as it popped up in my reader I was all over it :)

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  16. Got the Twitter email -but was an ?error email "mailer-daemon' ?? ANYway, I see your Twitter bluebird on the blog... you ARE the techno savvy one. Yeah, I'm not there ...and have decided against Facebook too ...I NEED MORE HOURS IN THE DAY!!!!
    :-)

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  17. Oh My Gosh! I've never paid attention to the Google Ads! Guess one should be careful about what they say! hee hee...just for fun, we should come up with really off the wall ideas!!
    Now my brain is in overdrive...Thanks!

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  18. Hilarious! Glad to hear you can make money out of barf and poo!

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