"The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward Bulwer-Lytton
"Were the pen mightier than the sword 'Pirates of the Caribbean' would have been a very different movie."
Jack Sparrow: "See here, Barbossa! I'm going to write something unkind about you on the gang plank!"
Captain Barbossa: "You worm, hold fast! I shall poke you in the eyeball with my pen!"